I'd Rather Be 50 Than Pregnant Notebook

Twelve months of unapologetic, laugh-out-loud irreverence! Embrace each day with a dose of carefree spirit as this calendar fearlessly reminds you that life’s too short to sweat the small stuff. Packed with cheeky quotes, it’s a daily reminder to live boldly, laugh loudly, and give zero fucks about the naysayers. Perfect for those who value their peace of mind over petty concerns, this calendar lets you revel in the joy of genuine freedom.

Ignite your meals with these LED Lightsaber Chopsticks – where culinary finesse meets cosmic flair! Crafted for foodies and fandom enthusiasts, these chopsticks transcend ordinary dining. Emitting a brilliant glow, they bring the galaxy’s energy to your table, turning every bite into an adventure. Whether you’re savoring sushi in the heart of Hoth or devouring dumplings on Dagobah, these utensils transport you to a universe of taste. With their ergonomic design and otherworldly glow, elevate your dining experience and may the flavors be ever in your favor.

A versatile companion that keeps them guessing! Crafted with a playful twist, this bag is a canvas for your captivating contradictions. Whether you’re storing your beauty essentials or something a bit more unconventional, it’s your personal enigma waiting to be revealed. With its cheeky declaration, it sparks curiosity and laughter, making it more than just a makeup bag – it’s a conversation starter that adds a dash of intrigue to your daily routine.

This quirky companion that’s here to add a dose of whimsy to your world! This Blow Up Alpaca is the ultimate blend of cuddliness and hilarity. Crafted for those who embrace the unexpected, it’s an alpaca that’s big on personality and easy on inflation. From spontaneous gatherings to quirky decor, this alpaca is the life of the party. With its endearing design and playful charm, it’s more than just an inflatable – it’s a source of laughter and camaraderie.

Craving a party companion with a quirky twist? Look no further! Say hello to the dancing pickle that will tickle your pickle-loving soul! With pickle perfection and dance moves that’ll make Beyoncé jealous, he’s the life of every gathering. Watch him wiggle, groove, and delight as he adds some briny boogie to your festivities. Whether you’re hosting a bash or need a pick-me-up on a gloomy day, the dancing pickle is the cu-cum-star you’ve been pick-leasingly waiting for!

Let’s face it, we’ve all had those days when our bodies scream ‘ouch!’ Enter our hilariously relatable mug – the perfect way to share your aches with a smirk! Crafted with high-quality ceramic and a dash of witty charm, it’s the go-to companion for anyone battling those pesky aches and pains. Whether it’s a long day at the office or an epic gym session, this mug becomes your cheeky spokesperson. Sip your beverage with pride, knowing you’ve found the perfect vessel to channel your inner wit and woes.

Unleash your inner strength and humor simultaneously with this Sleeveless Marvel! Adorned with the cheeky declaration, “I Flexed and the Sleeves Fell Off,” this shirt combines wit and style in one fell swoop. Perfect for those who want to showcase their dedication to both fitness and fun, it’s a clever conversation starter and a testament to your mighty muscles. Whether you’re hitting the gym, lounging by the beach, or simply strolling in confident amusement, this shirt ensures that your arms and your sense of humor stay bared for the world to appreciate.

Ignite laughter and soothe your senses with this “My Last Nerve” Candle – where wit meets relaxation! Crafted to capture life’s relatable moments, this candle is the ultimate remedy for frazzled nerves. With “Oh look, it’s on fire” elegantly written on the label, it adds a touch of cheeky charm to any space. As the flame dances, let your stress melt away, replaced by the soothing glow of humor and tranquility.

A dash of enchantment for your daily dish duty! This isn’t your ordinary scrubber; it’s a gnome’s mischievous grin ready to tackle grime. With its quirky design, it adds a touch of fantasy to your sink-side adventures. Let this gnome’s scrubbing power whisk away grease and stubborn stains while bringing a smile to your face. Crafted for those who believe cleaning can be an adventure, this scrubber transforms mundane tasks into delightful quests.

This mug isn’t just for coffee; it’s your daily dose of sarcasm served piping hot. With a dash of dry humor, it declares, “Let me drop everything and work on your problems.” The ceramic canvas captures the essence of those moments when your to-do list is already a mile long, yet you’re ready to tackle the world’s crises. Sip and smirk as you navigate your day, juggling tasks and giving your empathy a playful twist.

Get ready to squirrel away some holiday hilarity with this nutty noel Squirrel Ornament – the cheekiest addition to your tree! This ornament is a laugh-out-loud tribute to our furry friends, adding a dash of whimsy to your festive decor. Crafted with attention to detail and a side of squirrel silliness, it’s the ultimate conversation starter. Hang it proudly and let the giggles roll as you gather ‘round the tree. Whether you’re a nature lover or just looking to spread some merry mischief, our ornament is here to make your Christmas tree the nuttiest in town!

The audacious antidote to accidental spills! Embrace your inner unapologetic klutz with a bib that boldly declares what we all sometimes think. Crafted for the unconventional, it’s a humorous nod to those moments when grace takes a backseat. Whether you’re tackling a meal or simply trying to keep your ensemble pristine, this bib adds a touch of witty charm to your every move. Elevate your spill game and let your personality shine through each drip and drop.